Saturday, January 07, 2006

Lose heat

Toes lose heat. Heat loss is a precursor to hypothermia is a precursor to death. Stay alive: wear socks or don't step on cold floors. When you see someone barefooted step on a cold floor, do them a favour: scream at the top of your brave lungs 'YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!' Possibly chase after them with socks, or call 911.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home