Terror is the Order of the Day

Today this Cory-looking motherfucker and four others like him squared off in the minicipal electoral debates. I knew this event would be hilarious, and thus I attended the shit out of it, front row and everything.

As hoped, some certifiably retarded utterances emerged from all candidates, but some were especially gifted in saying the unbelievable. Let's begin with Andrew Telegdi.wav, the liberal candidate, and thus the one I'm going to vote for. He seemed kind of evil. I think things must be getting to him, because his bodyguard or whatever handed out anti-conservative propaganda (reiterated in the above audio clip) to booing students. I think trashing the other guy in an election is kind of immature, but then again the liberals have been attacked to near-death by every other party. Kind of gross, considering they're the only ones that make some amount of sense policy-wise (if only they were more effective). Okay, boring.

Next came Ajmer Mandur.wav, who didn't fail to frighten me with his retardation. Kyoto. Holy fuck. I can't believe that. I just can't believe someone who is trying to get elected would say something like that. He was promptly shut down by the Green Party candidate, who explained that it's not because of Kyoto that CO2 emissions have gone up, but rather because we're not doing much about it. Again, I'm not fully down with Kyoto per se, but we need some sort of strategy, and... okay, fuck all that, we need to at least demonstrate that the environment is important to us. If Kyoto had absolutely none other than symbolic value, I would still embrace it. Sooo, anyway, don't vote for that party.

I should say here that the NDP and Green Party candidates behaved quite well, and likely earned themselves the most votes in this debate. That's okay, because I won't vote for either of them, as they're both rather delusional.

Though nothing could approach the delusion of the man pictured above. It is as though Cory himself took the stand and put on a special circus act just for us, complete with like cartwheels and floor punching. Cory and Julian Ichim.wav are, I suspect, blood brothers of getting punched in the face at hardcore shows. Please listen to the above clip. You will not be disappointed. There is little more I can say, it's just... a pleasure to have experienced all that was said in person. Mr. Ichim, as may or may not be fitting for a candidate of the Marxist-Leninist party, was dressed like a young Castro trying to bite Che, complete with an army cap with a red star on it. I was nothing if not impressed.

In summary, it looks like the conservatives are going to win. Let's not let ourselves be transformed (by age and apathy and greed) into the horrible people who vote for them.