On 'tardom

There are two types of retarded:

Type 1: Retarded, but aware of it
Type 2: Retarded

Type 2 is far better (and ubiquitous), but there's something gut-wrenching about enjoying the genuinely retarded that goes away with faux-tards. Here is some guilt-free Type 1:

Princess Superstar - Coochie Coo

The synth sounds really good. It could be Electronicat or Adult or Electrelane, with like dead-serious lyrics about war and love, but instead it's like 'You know we don't care/you're just a jew playa/movin over my underwear/when you're down to come up for air' That is at least type 1 retarded. I'm so playing it tonight.