Friday, January 20, 2006

DFA is playing at my house

Went out with this fat baaastard last night. Started off at Play de Record, outside of which I got a mean parking ticket (but I did buy a cuuute Koushik 12"), then I drank a lot of wine, then I drank some other stuff, then to the Queen's head, on the way to which x-treme Segway scooter action was discussed and enacted, then I got gloriously, wonderfully drunk on $3 beer and just danced until I could no longer stand up, then Ben bought a rose and was holding it in his teeth and took his clothes off and went up to some drunk girl who was puking, then I took my clothes off and just flexed down a bit while someone shot photos, then we walked back to the two competing hot dog stands on Queen/Spad and one of the dudes was on a break or something, so I went behind the stand and busted it out and kinda put it on the grill a little bit, and then I think I put like three raw meat hot dogs in my mouth at once and then I went to sleep, then drove home early in the morning to catch class, still drunk. Oh fuck!

I found out later that the guy from DFA was allegedly at the 'head, though my excitement subsided when it was clarified that it was actually the guy from DFA 1979.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yore gay and so is your roland poly-6

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*youre (i guess the jokes on me!) hehe

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, I just remember what my critique of your blog was.... you should make some drunk posts, i mean yore should make some drunk posts..... Fuck yeah!, coming again to save teh mother fu ckin' day......

bup bup white boyeeeee

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that ben in the picture?

Dude was stolen by robots and replaced by a gigilo.

5:27 PM  
Blogger stan said...

No, I'm pretty sure it was Danny Diddler. Click here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=12330350&blogID=78960297

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's some hot shizznat...that's right, i went there.

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is my lover right there...
and his best poses are in my bedroom.

that is all.

9:45 PM  

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