Romance, sigh
Saw MSTRKRFT on Friday. Holy moly. It was very interesting, perhaps aided by various reality-altering factors. One such factor was a story told to me by Zabala earlier in the evening. This story vies well in the heavily-to-extremely-haggard category - just a warning. Okay:
It's a beautiful misty evening in Kitchener, Ontario. Zabala has just painted some trains and is now walking somewhere and feeling romantic. Maybe it's something in the air, maybe it's the four tallboys he just gunned, it's difficult to say. As luck would have it, he runs into an old lover. She greets him: "Yo, I'm homeless can you get me some food, or some money?" Zabala, still humming an old Sarah Vaughn tune, considers this carefully. "I'll give you two dollars to suck my dick". She gazes into his eyes and nods eagerly. They hide from the diffuse glow of February Christmas lights, and proceed to a dark, shitty alley, where they become fervently amorous. The music now changes to Three-6 Mafia - Slob on my Knob (lyrics). The finale is best told by Zabala: "I busted a huge nut all over her face and then I BOUNCED!" Without even giving her the two dollars - how tactless!
After hearing this, I commented on Zabala's enormously dilated pupils. He offered the following explanation: "I'm on drugs."
PS: If anyone is interested, I know where to get Notorious BIG bootlegs for 4 dollars.
PPS: Valentine's day mix coming soon.
It's a beautiful misty evening in Kitchener, Ontario. Zabala has just painted some trains and is now walking somewhere and feeling romantic. Maybe it's something in the air, maybe it's the four tallboys he just gunned, it's difficult to say. As luck would have it, he runs into an old lover. She greets him: "Yo, I'm homeless can you get me some food, or some money?" Zabala, still humming an old Sarah Vaughn tune, considers this carefully. "I'll give you two dollars to suck my dick". She gazes into his eyes and nods eagerly. They hide from the diffuse glow of February Christmas lights, and proceed to a dark, shitty alley, where they become fervently amorous. The music now changes to Three-6 Mafia - Slob on my Knob (lyrics). The finale is best told by Zabala: "I busted a huge nut all over her face and then I BOUNCED!" Without even giving her the two dollars - how tactless!
After hearing this, I commented on Zabala's enormously dilated pupils. He offered the following explanation: "I'm on drugs."
PS: If anyone is interested, I know where to get Notorious BIG bootlegs for 4 dollars.
PPS: Valentine's day mix coming soon.
posted by stan at 12:20 PM
1 Comments:
best part is when you click on the link for the lyrics and "the University of Liverpool" ad banner is on the side of the webpage.... "the Three 6 mafia gots our PhD's... pimpin' ho's degree..... bitch"
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