Save your skins
Did some bad yoga last night. Fucked me up. My rhomboideus minor is juuust pounding. Also, I have a major cold. What to do in such a predicament?Materials:
2 pink pomelos
1 giant bag of Lego
1 fat resi nug
9 sofa cushions
3 Murcof albums
Procedure:
1. Roll and smoke a tappy spliff
2. Eat pomelos, get sick, eat everything else in the house
3. Dump the fucking bag of lego all over the floor
4. Remove every cushion from every couch in the house. Build giant sofa fort around area where lego is dispersed. Wear slippers, it hurts to step on.
5. Put on first Murcof album. It's kind of boring. Put on something else.
6. Eventually settle on Phonem's Hydroelectric album and start building mad mechanisms.
7. Get cold, look for fireplace remote for 45 minutes
8. Fall asleep in sofa fort, on top of lego
posted by stan at 1:17 PM
4 Comments:
Yes, that is great...sofa cushion forts are so like 1988 (when i was 7). Are you 7 again? Did you wake up and go to class with lego bumped skin marks all over your body and the ability not to concentrate?
Yoga is the hardest thing ever... harder then a v6!
nice track. Nice and long. Haha oh no.
its THAN you ninny!
sorry to correct you 'perpetual rain' but "than" & "then" often get confused.
Hey Jerkface Librarian....
First off Arcade fire and Modest Mouse people need a serious checking of their steez.... fags. And second of all if you want to correct my grammar try using sentences and not sentence fragments, i.e. "Its THAN you ninny."
Hey I know my grammar is shit because I post while krunked, such as now, and shit don't matter on the internet, like you and your imaginary boyfriend, Dewy Decimal. Bitch.
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