Oh eff
Woke up on a couch somewhere, no idea.
Time: 9:20am
Hair status: level 3 bed head
Alcohol level: significant, though manageable.
Go out to find my car, nestle myself among the crushed cans of red bull and ten million burned CDs that all say Boards of Canada, and drive home.
Here are some tips for those of you who wish to be denied entry to Starlight:
1. Roll up with 7 male engineers
2. Have a blood alcohol level of... oh fuck. Be really drunk. Really drunk.
3. Have a sloppy snowball fight directly in front of the venue
4. Wear a corduroy house coat and Rick's leather slippers (i.e. King's).
5. Beg the bouncer to let you in. When this fails, get someone more drunk in your group to beg the bouncer to let you in.
Sadly, all of the above would've made Starlight really manageable, but alas. The alcohol treated me beautifully.
Time: 9:20am
Hair status: level 3 bed head
Alcohol level: significant, though manageable.
Go out to find my car, nestle myself among the crushed cans of red bull and ten million burned CDs that all say Boards of Canada, and drive home.
Here are some tips for those of you who wish to be denied entry to Starlight:
1. Roll up with 7 male engineers
2. Have a blood alcohol level of... oh fuck. Be really drunk. Really drunk.
3. Have a sloppy snowball fight directly in front of the venue
4. Wear a corduroy house coat and Rick's leather slippers (i.e. King's).
5. Beg the bouncer to let you in. When this fails, get someone more drunk in your group to beg the bouncer to let you in.
Sadly, all of the above would've made Starlight really manageable, but alas. The alcohol treated me beautifully.
posted by stan at 11:02 AM
12 Comments:
the revolution will not be televised.
hahah you missed a good night at starlight, but oooh fuck did i get kruuunked. and hah i rock, obviously did not wait in like. HOOOKED UP!
i meant wait in "line" not like.... apparently i don't rock at the spelling...
I don't think even the hook-ups of Joel could've got us in yesterday. It was tragic. But fun was had nonetheless. I vaguely recall being REALLY loud at Mel's D. after, slamming my drink down and swearing and such and having my relatively sober friends glare at me the way I used to glare at Josh at Mel's in highschool, i.e. 'OMG someone stop this drunk"
hahahaha
Denied....Starlight is that scene still populated with uptown elite 30-somethings in their biznass suit? Glad you brought the class level down, sad to say my highschool mate is/was the doorman after flying high at UDub. Tough ass arts program. You would've sat at the edge of the dancefloor and pretended/seemed to hate the scene....which is the ultimate scenester aphrodisiac.
You whore. Alcohol saved you from a tragic night of turning down overly drunk Laurier sluts trying acting the classy role.
Peace
Perpetual rain, I don't know you, but you're hilarious. I would assume the name refers to Van City? I'm from there also. Props.
Melissa, meet Paul. And vice versa.
Hey Mel,
Je suis un résidant de Vancouver du Nord, en ce moment, by way of small town Ontario, gross I know. I'm trying to move the the West End. If you click my hyperlinked name above you can view blog which is far superior to this Balkan's. (I'm stealing his online following, I'm such a whore.) Well after going to Udub and graduating, my question is why didn't you go to UBC? I cried when I went there my first time.
Paul
Go court each other over MySpace
Paul, yeah i cried my first time too...oh wait nevermind..jk. I didn't go to ubc cause UW has the best Co-op. ALSO-i'm a fucking retard.
Wellllll if you click my name you can go to my blog too, it's fun, i talk about me a lot.
hahaha
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