Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Wednesday

HAHAHA you little sucker!

The following two songs need no explanation as they are both incredible in their own ways:

The Vaselines - You Think You're a Man
Soft Cell - Chips On My Shoulder

So I do this thing called Last.fm which basically logs what you listen to and thus establishes a network of 'musical neighbours' (orders of magnitude less haggard than MySpace, I would say). So some girl adds me as a friend, we never talk or anything, and after about two months, I notice that her highly stylized photo/illustration is of a girl with no arms. So I wonder, why are the arms missing? Looks normal otherwise. So not willing to assume the worst, I message her: "Oh MFG u have no armz!" NEXT thing you know, the message is deleted and I am deleted off her friends list. So... she has no arms? I feel very uneasy at the moment.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Stan, I just can't like the semi-tone-deaf talk-singing (yes i listened to it!!!). I dunno not so awesome to me Lyrics are GREAT however :) .

8:53 AM  
Blogger stan said...

Four words for you: LOVE ANGEL MUSIC BABY

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg stan this is the best post ever!

Fucking great. Your such a bastard! i love it!

"you don't have permission to use this photo"

or have me as your friend!

11111!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

1:11 PM  
Blogger Perpetual Rain said...

Alright, that is some hiliariousness....... tell me you saved the picture. What is Thursday's debauchary going to be about? E-mailing Stephen Hawking and saying "OMG U can't walk, talk or really move without the aid of a wheelchair or voice synthesizer??"

Keep up the good bastardizing work?

5:53 PM  

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