Wednesday
HAHAHA you little sucker!
The following two songs need no explanation as they are both incredible in their own ways:
The Vaselines - You Think You're a Man
Soft Cell - Chips On My Shoulder
So I do this thing called Last.fm which basically logs what you listen to and thus establishes a network of 'musical neighbours' (orders of magnitude less haggard than MySpace, I would say). So some girl adds me as a friend, we never talk or anything, and after about two months, I notice that her highly stylized photo/illustration is of a girl with no arms. So I wonder, why are the arms missing? Looks normal otherwise. So not willing to assume the worst, I message her: "Oh MFG u have no armz!" NEXT thing you know, the message is deleted and I am deleted off her friends list. So... she has no arms? I feel very uneasy at the moment.
The following two songs need no explanation as they are both incredible in their own ways:
The Vaselines - You Think You're a Man
Soft Cell - Chips On My Shoulder
So I do this thing called Last.fm which basically logs what you listen to and thus establishes a network of 'musical neighbours' (orders of magnitude less haggard than MySpace, I would say). So some girl adds me as a friend, we never talk or anything, and after about two months, I notice that her highly stylized photo/illustration is of a girl with no arms. So I wonder, why are the arms missing? Looks normal otherwise. So not willing to assume the worst, I message her: "Oh MFG u have no armz!" NEXT thing you know, the message is deleted and I am deleted off her friends list. So... she has no arms? I feel very uneasy at the moment.
4 Comments:
Sorry Stan, I just can't like the semi-tone-deaf talk-singing (yes i listened to it!!!). I dunno not so awesome to me Lyrics are GREAT however :) .
Four words for you: LOVE ANGEL MUSIC BABY
omg stan this is the best post ever!
Fucking great. Your such a bastard! i love it!
"you don't have permission to use this photo"
or have me as your friend!
11111!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
Alright, that is some hiliariousness....... tell me you saved the picture. What is Thursday's debauchary going to be about? E-mailing Stephen Hawking and saying "OMG U can't walk, talk or really move without the aid of a wheelchair or voice synthesizer??"
Keep up the good bastardizing work?
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