So my girlfriend had a little cough...
Times like that you have to ask yourself WWT6D? (what would Three-6 do?)
Step 1: Go up to random person in cafe "Hi, are you busy? No? Can I use your laptop for a second?"
Step 2: Googling "sizzurp ingredients" gives you 1100 hits. Not bad. The true recipe (serves two):
Step 3: go to 24hr drug store and read label after cough syrup label saying loudly "NO PROMETHAZINE IN THIS ONE EITHERRR. WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET CRUNK!" Promethazine is prescription-only, so we settled on the dirtiest store brand nighttime stuff.
Step 4: Roll a joint. Having never tried sizzurp - I've had a nice life until now - I thought it better to pre-roll than to have to roll under the influence.
Step 5: Pour vodka into plastic cup (too classy for styrofoam, unfortch) and kind of stare at it for a while and think about how much you fucking hate your body.
Step 6: In a mortar (glass bowl) crush up pills with a pestle (chopstick). We made the following substitutions: Tylenol 3 for Codeine (as T3 is acetaminophen + codeine) and Tums for Milk of Magnesia (Ca2+ ion in tums is pretty much the same shit as Mg2+ ion in milk of magnesia and tums is way cheap)
Step 7: Vodka is a pretty good solvent as it contains both polar and non-polar components in a pretty even ratio. Dump the crushed pills and tums into the vodka and see what happens.
Step 8: Add 60 mL syrup and top up with Sprite - boy, the fucker bubbles (sugars from the jolly ranchers and tums alter the vapour pressure of the sprite, thus CO2 bubbles come out). Sadly our store-brand sizzurp isn't purple.
Step 9: Make sure you've queued up Sippin On Some Syrup before you take your first sip. Probably get someone else to try it first to make sure it's not lethal. Light the joint meanwhile.
Step 10: Tastes pretty lethal, but you have to get rid of that cough somehow.
Observations: sizzurp is full of the type of shit you should never ingest. That much acetaminophen fucks your kidneys pretty hard and codeine+alcohol is like self-destruction in a cup. However, you get quite a buzz.
Conclusions: last time I ever do stupid shit
Step 1: Go up to random person in cafe "Hi, are you busy? No? Can I use your laptop for a second?"
Step 2: Googling "sizzurp ingredients" gives you 1100 hits. Not bad. The true recipe (serves two):
- Two adult doses of cough syrup w/promethazine
- Two jolly ranchers (dissolved)
- Some codeine (the internet is vague on exact dosage, so don't be a hero, keep it to like one pill of whatever you have)
- Milk of magnesia
- Obviously a joint packed with some Bin Laden or a similar weed blend (keep this separate from the sizzurp)
- 12 oz Sprite (here I would substitute with Red Bull to counter the drowsiness effects of the rest of the shit)
Step 3: go to 24hr drug store and read label after cough syrup label saying loudly "NO PROMETHAZINE IN THIS ONE EITHERRR. WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET CRUNK!" Promethazine is prescription-only, so we settled on the dirtiest store brand nighttime stuff.
Step 4: Roll a joint. Having never tried sizzurp - I've had a nice life until now - I thought it better to pre-roll than to have to roll under the influence.
Step 5: Pour vodka into plastic cup (too classy for styrofoam, unfortch) and kind of stare at it for a while and think about how much you fucking hate your body.
Step 6: In a mortar (glass bowl) crush up pills with a pestle (chopstick). We made the following substitutions: Tylenol 3 for Codeine (as T3 is acetaminophen + codeine) and Tums for Milk of Magnesia (Ca2+ ion in tums is pretty much the same shit as Mg2+ ion in milk of magnesia and tums is way cheap)
Step 7: Vodka is a pretty good solvent as it contains both polar and non-polar components in a pretty even ratio. Dump the crushed pills and tums into the vodka and see what happens.
Step 8: Add 60 mL syrup and top up with Sprite - boy, the fucker bubbles (sugars from the jolly ranchers and tums alter the vapour pressure of the sprite, thus CO2 bubbles come out). Sadly our store-brand sizzurp isn't purple.
Step 9: Make sure you've queued up Sippin On Some Syrup before you take your first sip. Probably get someone else to try it first to make sure it's not lethal. Light the joint meanwhile.
Step 10: Tastes pretty lethal, but you have to get rid of that cough somehow.
Observations: sizzurp is full of the type of shit you should never ingest. That much acetaminophen fucks your kidneys pretty hard and codeine+alcohol is like self-destruction in a cup. However, you get quite a buzz.
Conclusions: last time I ever do stupid shit
posted by stan at 4:29 PM
3 Comments:
Wow, you are more fucked than me.
Tasted like sugary ass. Almost as bad as Red Bull.
uh. have i met that girlfriend?
or was that the other one?
Haha, gross. DXM is a horrible drug.
Acetaminophen is bad stuff. If you have enough Tylenol 3 you can do simple cold water extraction to get more pure codeine.
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